Optimistic me: (Looking like some one having nervous breakdown, lost his heart, very grim face, all the circumstances are against him; however probably the most influential part of me who has driven all my life) Don't lose heart my dear, this is just another obstacle, you find a way to overcome it and success is all yours.
Pessimistic me: (with broad smile on his face) see, I told you, I warned you so many times, this is what is going to happen, but you won't listen to me; you always listen to that stupid optimistic guy, he has no sense of reality. You have put yourself into deep hole, with no hopes to come out. You have managed to effectively ruin all your career prospects. You have not just made miserable yourself but also in turn will make your family miserable. You are a loser.